Saturday, August 9, 2014

Dickgate


Forty years ago today Richard Milhouse Nixon resigned in disgrace from the presidency. This unprecedented crashing-and-burning was the climax of “Watergate,” the scandal triggered by a group of Nixon men who were caught breaking into the headquarters of the Democratic National Committee in the Watergate Hotel. From this incident comes the “-gate” suffix which has been widely used as a marker for subsequent scandals, but which has also been adopted by sensationalizing journalists who hope that its use will make some routine mishap or mistake seem like a major scandal.

The Republicans caught red-handed in the Watergate were trying to bug the Democrats' headquarters - this is what motivated their break-in in the first place. They were part of the Nixon campaign organization, formally known as “the Committee to Re-elect the President” but generally referred to as CREEP.

The team planting the bugs included a couple of mugs who were already experienced at breaking and entering. Several months before Watergate, in the summer of 1971, Gordon Liddy, Howard Hunt and Egil Krogh, all of whom eventually served time for their Watergate crimes, planned a break-in at the offices of psychiatrist, Lewis Fielding of Beverly Hills, California. Daniel Ellsberg, the man who had leaked the Pentagon Papers was a patient of Dr. Fielding at the time, and the Nixon men were hoping to steal Ellsberg's private file, publicize it, and in so doing promote the idea that he was crazy. This was how they planned to blunt the effects of the Pentagon Papers.

The break-in at the psychiatrist’s office was a spectacular failure and even had a kind of Three Stooges quality to it. The men doing the caper, Bernard Barker and Eugenio Martinez, damaged the doctor’s file cabinet and left various files on the office floor, including that of Daniel Ellsberg. But they seem not to have noticed it and came out with nothing for their efforts. When the psychiatrist arrived in his office the next morning and saw the mess, he was baffled by it since he had no idea of just how morally debased the Nixon White House had become or how anxious Nixon was to destroy Ellsberg’s reputation.

It was a mere nine months later, on June 17, 1972, that Larry and Moe, I mean, Bernard Barker and Eugenio Martinez, along with three other screwballs, got nabbed in the Watergate. As the scandal unfolded, one Nixon man after another fell before the increasingly disgusted public and the prosecutorial members of Congress who headed the investigation. By the way, it was while working as a member of the Watergate impeachment inquiry staff of the House of Representatives that young Hillary Rodham (later to be Clinton) first cut her political teeth.

John W. Dean, who has just come out with another Watergate book, The Nixon Defense: What He Knew and When He Knew It, was a key player from the start. He had been White House Counsel, but, when he began to balk at the cover-up, Nixon fired him and he wound up serving as a witness for the prosecution. He was famous for warning Nixon early on that the Watergate scandal was “a cancer growing on the presidency.” He was also famous for his hot wife, Maureen, aka Mo, who sat beside him during his Congressional testimony.



Maureen and John Dean at the Watergate Hearings


Dean’s recent book shows that Nixon and his insiders spent at least a few moments speculating on the couple’s love life. The Watergate tapes reveal Nixon aide, H. R. Haldeman, musing about Dean’s level-headedness as the scandal was unfolding and saying to the president, “I think he takes out his frustration in just pure, raw, animal, unadulterated sex. I guess he just solves all of his hang-ups that way. And then he can nail all the rest of this with real finesse.”

So Nixon responded, “Is that right? Is he quite a…? (inaudible).

Another key White House figure of this era was Vice President Spiro Agnew. Agnew was not involved in the Watergate scandal, but he faced a bribery scandal of his own, dating back to his days as governor of Maryland. This forced him to resign from the vice presidency just as the Watergate affair was driving other Nixon people out of office and herding them into prison. So, not only was Richard Nixon the only president to be kicked out of office for criminal behavior, the man he chose to be his running mate became the only vice president in American history to be drummed out of his office for criminal behavior.

Before this resignation, Nixon had relied on Agnew to make news by pouring contempt on liberals, using such memorably insulting phrases as “nattering nabobs of negativism.” Agnew did not come up with these phrases himself, since he wasn’t talented that way. He relied on White House speech writers.


This classic Spiro T. Agnew Watch can only increase in value with time.


 
When Nixon resigned, following the departure of some forty members of his team, many of whom were ultimately convicted as felons, it was widely assumed that he would spend time behind bars himself. He did not, though, since his successor, Gerald Ford, granted him a complete pardon.

Because Watergate happened so long ago, those too young to have lived through it might not be aware of just how big a deal it was. Also, given the partisan hostility that dominates current politics, it’s worth remembering that the impending impeachment of Nixon was to have been a bipartisan affair. Some of the president’s harshest critics were Republicans, including, for example, Senator Howard Baker who came up with the indicting question, “What did the president know, and when did he know it?”

It’s also worth remembering that it was the tireless efforts of two Washington Post reporters, Republican Bob Woodward and Democrat Carl Bernstein, that brought the details of the scandal to light. Without these journalists, Nixon would almost certainly have gotten away with everything.

The story of the Watergate scandal is well told in the 1976 film All the President’s Men, starring Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffman. The film focuses on the actions of Woodward and Bernstein as they pursue the story to its very roots. Helping them, both in the film and in real life, was “Deep Throat.” Deep Throat was a secretive figure until his identity was revealed in 2005. It turned out to have been FBI agent Mark Felt who would meet Woodward in a parking garage and feed him useful tips. Agent Felt died in 2008, just three years after he agreed to have his identity revealed.

 Where Handsomeness Lies:

            Bernstein and Woodward




           Hoffman and Redford




Another fun fact: Deep Throat was the title of a 1972 porn film starring Linda Lovelace, whose character was said to have extraordinary powers of an oral nature.

Speaking of movies, let me recommend Dick, a 1999 spoof based on the Watergate scandal. The premise is that two teenagers, Betsy and Arlene, played by Kirsten Dunst and Michelle Williams, find out about the Watergate break-in and are brought into the Nixon White House as part of the president’s plan to keep them from revealing his dirty secrets. The girls are naïve to an extreme, but they manage to change history by feeding important information to Woodward and Bernstein, and by convincing John Dean to bail out of the president's cover-up scheme. One of them, Arlene, at first nurtures a huge crush on Nixon. However, after witnessing his mistreatment of his dog Checkers and other unseemly acts, the girls become disillusioned, concluding that Nixon is “prejudiced” and has “a potty mouth.”

Both of these, as Nixon’s White House tapes reveal, are astute observations.



Thursday, July 10, 2014

Albania, Albania - You Border on the Adriatic

Where is Albania? Well, as anyone who is a fan of Cheers should know, Albania borders on the Adriatic and is mostly  mountainous. Darla and I along with our Dear Comrades Li Wei and Ann Yao, decided to verify this by visiting Albania for ourselves.




Yup, mostly mountainous. And quite beautiful too.



I love the cool Albanian flag with its Double Eagle. This symbol has roots in Byzantine culture.




We were so lucky to have the help of our Rollins friend, Denisa, whose Albanian family, once alerted about our imminent arrival, showered us with hospitality. In fact, if there were a World Cup for Hospitality, Albania would be a strong contender for the championship.

When our plane landed in Tirana, Denisa's friend Xhustin (sounds like "Justin") met us at the airport and took us to our hotel. Then we headed out for a walk to a local restaurant/casino in the center of the city.









Clockwise from the left: Li Wei, Ann Yao, Xhustin, Shy Person.





Xhustin - amiable and charming law student who also loves acting.




Right next to the restaurant was a public park full of families enjoying a pleasant evening, while clusters of sweet, innocent children played merrily nearby.







                          Sweet, innocent children.



Though it was two days short of July 4, we were treated to some cool fireworks.








Albania is sometimes described as a Muslim country, but in fact the population is made up of both Muslims and Christians, the former outnumbering the latter somewhat. In the heart of downtown Tirana is a beautiful mosque.







Also in the heart of Tirana is a statue of George Kastrioti Skanderbeg, an Albanian national hero who led a rebellion against the Ottoman Turks.




Also, a large pyramid structure whose purpose I don't understand, and neither did the Albanians I asked.  ???



On the pyramid: peace symbol graffiti.





From Tirana, we made our way south toward Lake Ohrid, which lies on the border between Albania and Macedonia, a country similar to Albania, but one which, lamentably, does not border on the Adriatic.

License plates: Albanian on the left, recognizable by the double eagle symbol, Macedonian on the right, with the Cyrillic letters.

























                                          Lake Ohrid



We all enjoyed a wonderful lunch at a lakeside restaurant with Denisa's Mom, Xhemile and her cousin, Xhentil.






Ann puts a poppy flower in Xhemile's hair.




Albanian drivers are very brave, I will give them that. Also, they are very skilled, for if they were not skilled, none of them would survive into adulthood. On the mountain roads, one has to accustom oneself to seeing sharp cliffs falling away a few inches from the side of the car as one's vehicle zooms along at 80 kilometers per hour. As a coping strategy, I imagined that I was on a Disney World ride that had multiple safety features invisible to us passengers. When our driver chose to pass on a blind curve on one of these mountain roads, I coped by imagining I was already dead.


                           View from a speeding vehicle.


On a mountain road, a plaque honoring the partisans who fought an invading German unit in 1944.





One of many horse carts we passed.



A surprising feature of Albanian society is that everybody seems to have friends everywhere. The drivers who hauled us across country from Tirana to Lake Ohrid and so on, seemed to honk and wave at about every tenth person they passed. This is a nation of family and friends, it seems.

In Denisa's hometown of Korce, "the city of serenades," a beautiful cathedral dominates the center of the city.






More delicious food, this time from the restaurant Oaz, owned by our friend Denisa's sister's fiance's parents. (See note above on "a nation of family and friends.")





Denisa's sister, Tonsela, and her Mom with the owners of the restaurant. They prepared the meal, which was fantastic. They would not let us pay for it.






In the mountains above Korce is the village of Voskopoje, which in Medieval times was one of the most important urban centers in Albania. Now it's a pleasant pastoral setting with a couple of old monasteries nearby.








Albania is interesting in so many ways. Albanians themselves are particularly fond of the United States. Their favorite president seems to be Bill Clinton, mainly because of his bombing campaign that forced the Serbian government to stop brutalizing the Kosovo Albanians in the 1990s. In Kosovo a large statue of President Clinton symbolizes the Kosovars' gratitude to him.


                                           Bill Clinton Statue



Albania's second favorite president is George W. Bush, who visited this country in 2007 - the only American president ever to do so. We were told that when he came to Tirana, 500,000 Albanians swarmed into the city to catch a glimpse of him.



Bush visited the town of Fushe Kruje just north of Tirana where he was also greeted with enthusiasm. In fact, the people of Fushe Kruje built a George W. Bush statue a few years ago to commemorate the president's visit.





OK, so I don't see eye-to-eye on every issue with my Albanian friends. But still, what a wonderful trip, and what warmhearted people we met.

Faleminderit, my friends!












Wednesday, June 11, 2014

The A Factor



Eric Cantor is out. This stunning development has provoked post-mortem pundits into focusing on Cantor’s acceptance of “amnesty” for undocumented aliens as a big factor in his defeat. After all, the most conservative elements in the Republican Party are deeply hostile to people who speak Spanish and who come into the U.S. without proper documentation.

There are a number of reasons for this hostility. First of all, undocumented immigrants break the law. Of course Cliven Bundy, the lovable bigot who kept cattle illegally on public land, also broke the law, but he is a Republican hero. His case is very different from that of undocumented aliens though, because he is a white guy. Also, he seems to have an intense love for firearms. White racist in a cowboy hat clutching a rifle with belligerent determination – GOP logo, anyone?

Conservative hostility to undocumented aliens is based on a solid foundation of justifications including their inherent, siesta-prone laziness, their willingness to work hard for lower wages than Anglo-Americans, and their non-whiteness.

A number of Republicans in the past actually tried to cobble together compromises that would facilitate the inclusion of immigrants into the American mainstream, but these were all rejected. For example, when Texas Governor Rick Perry said it should be possible for immigrant children to attend Texas universities like normal people, he ran into a firestorm of Tea Party rage. One helpful citizen suggested that a reasonable compromise might be to let the immigrant students graduate but then give Tea Party activists an opportunity to beat them up as they received their diplomas, but this idea failed to gain traction.

In spite of all the political resistance to Eric Cantor’s “soft-on-immigrant” positions, my Washington sources* suggest that he may have been doomed not by the immigration issue, but by the “A Factor.” He may have simply been too much of an Asshole.

To quote Time Magazine, “it may prove that Cantor’s problem was less ideology and more a sense that he stood more for his own ambition than for any definable policies.”

New York Magazine quotes Dave “Mudcat” Saunders as saying Cantor is someone whose constituent services suck and who rarely visits his own district except when surrounded by a huge security entourage. Mudcat is obviously a Democrat, since few Republicans would tolerate a nickname like Mudcat. But even Cantor’s fellow Republicans deem him something of an Asshole.

Again with New York Magazine:

“And yet for all the loyalty many GOP congressmen feel toward Cantor, he is surprisingly [sic!] unloved. Even his admirers say he lacks the social ease and natural confidence of most politicians…”

According to one observer, the typical Washington legislator has a douche-ometer reading of 6.2, while Cantor’s number clocks in at a whopping 9.8.**

Perhaps the Republican House member who likes Cantor the least is Speaker John Boehner, and frankly, I would like to have seen Boehner’s face when Cantor’s defeat was announced. How difficult, I wonder, will it be for Boehner to suppress an orangy grin as he publicly expresses his sympathy for his fallen comrade-in-arms?


At any rate, I believe that Cantor’s real problem was not merely that he was inadequately hostile to Hispanic immigrants. I think he was ultimately brought down by the A factor.

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*I do actually have at least one Washington source.

**I am that observer.

(Picture credits: Thanks to The Atlantic for Eric Cantor and Business Independent for John Boehner.)